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2007-05-12T19:31:00.000+08:00

Barang Naik $

2006-09-29T12:59:00.000+08:00

Sejak seminggu lepas aku dok dengar keluhan orang ramai pasai harga ayam naik.
Pi mai pi mai, dengar pulak harga cili naik....Ramai tertanya sebab apa harga ayam naik. Pembeli kata peruncit, peruncit tuding jari kat pemborong, pemborong lak tuding jari kat penternak. Kat mana silapnya?? Sebenarnya tak ada salah silap !! Benar ada pihak mengambil kesempatan tapi salah ke? Sejak bila mengambil kesempatan itu satu kesalahan. Public yang kecoh sana sini berteriak kenapa harga barang naik bila masuk musim perayaan, sedangkan masa lain harga rendah saja.

Ok la.. kita kena akui tak semua orang berkesempatan belajar ekonomi. Malah scientist dan para doktor pun kebanyakkannya buta ekonomi. Inikanpula makcik makcik dan pakcik pakcik kita. Pada asasnya, mana mana ceruk dunia pun, harga asas di tentukan oleh permintaan dan pengeluaran. Permintaan melebihi pengeluaran menyebabkan kenaikkan harga, begitu sebaliknya. Bukan namanya mengambil kesempatan atau nak kaya cepat tapi untuk mengawal ekonomi secara sistematik.

Bayangkan apa akan jadi sekiranya harga ditetapkan tidak mengikut sistem ini. Permintaan yang bertambah, tapi harga makin rendah (ambil contoh ayam), apakah implikasi terhadap ekonomi dan kemasyarakatan?

1) Orang ramai akan kurang membeli ikan dan daging, menyebabkan perugian penternak daging dan ikan, menjurus kepada penurunan harga ikan dan daging.

2) Bila ikan dan daging turun harga melepasi harga ayam, orang ramai beralih kepada ikan dan daging, maka peniaga dan penternak ayam akan terpaksa menurunkan lagi harga sehingga satu tahap tiada penternak mahu menternak ayam - ikan - daging bila usaha tidak lagi mendatangkan keuntungan.

3) Penternak kecil kecilan dan sederha terpaksa gulung tikar, dan yang tinggal penternak yang bermodal besar dan ini akan menjurus kepada sistem monopoli dan bila ini berlaku, harga akan melambung dan kerajaan tidak lagi mampu mengawal keadaan seperti mana minyak dimonopoli pengeluar timur tengah.

4) Implikasi terhadap kemasyarakatan, pabila peniaga berlumba menurunkan harga, akan sampai satu tahap wang anda tidak lagi bernilai.

Jadi seperti yang dinyatakan harga barang tetap naik selagi ada permintaan, menjadi tanggungjawap pengguna untuk berbelanja bijak. Bukan sampai tak nak makan ayam hanya kerana harga ayam naik, tapi yang penting ubah sikap memboros yang sering terjadi bila berbuka di bulan puasa.

Sebulan kemudian dikala permintaan mulai menurun, harga barangan pasti akan turun seperti sedia ada.

Apalah sangat kenaikan 70 sen sekilo bila seekor ayam dapat mengenyang seisi keluarga untuk 2-3 kali berbuka, sedangkala dimasa yang sama anak remaja kita menghabiskan beringgit malah ada puluhan ringgit menghantar sms "IN / OUT", "AFUNDI", "ON KAWAN", dengan kadar sekurang kurangnya 50sen per sms. Labih teruk lagi bila seisi keluarga turun mengundi..... wallahualam.

Sudahkan anda membayar zakat?

RIP MRSM Kerteh

2006-09-27T10:59:00.000+08:00

Asrama Putera - ASPURA, MRSM Kerteh Terengganu.

B52 - B62 in Memory.
Lobby - the nite we won Thomas Cup !!
The Blue Lagoon.

Sundal Bolong

2006-09-27T10:46:00.000+08:00

Girlfren Pujaan

2006-09-27T10:44:00.000+08:00

Kisah Seekor Kancil

2005-11-09T10:55:00.000+08:00

Selepas menyepak anjing anjing buruan Parameswara di Melaka, Kancil bercadang untuk merantau ke utara semenjung. Perjalanan meredah hutan belantara sungguh memenatkan.

Walaupun Kancil terkilan kerana highway belom ada, namun Kancil bersyukur kerana tidak perlu bayar toll.

Sebaik sahaja sang Kancil menuruni Banjaran Titiwangsa, beliau berhenti melepak di sebuah pohon beringin. Tiba-tiba lintas di hadapan nya bayangan kelibat seekor binatang.

Kancil kehairanan kerana ini kali pertama beliau melihat bintang aneh ini. Rupa macam anjing, terasa macam nak sepak pulak, tapi kecil dari anjing. Nak kata kucing, besar lak dari kucing.

Kancil menegur, "Lu sapa?"

Haiwan aneh tu menjawab..... "Gua Musang"

Maka termaktub lah sehingga kini nama Gua Musang, di Kelantan.

Real Reported Airline Announcement by Air Crew

2005-10-31T16:16:00.000+08:00

Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

a.. From a Southwest Airlines employee .... "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

b.. Pilot-"Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land...it's a bit cold outside, and if
you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

c.. After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.

d.. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

e.. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure
as hell everything has shifted."

f.. From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you
don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.

g.. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

h.. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."

i.. "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

j.. "Last one off the plane must clean it."

k.. From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!

l.. Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

m.. Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

n.. An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I as you a question?" "Why no, Ma'am," said the pilot, "what is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"

o.. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.

p.. Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways."

Negaraku adapted from a Hawaiian melody?

2005-10-17T09:10:00.000+08:00

Biar betul !! Berbelas tahun aku dok nyanyi lagu Negaraku tiap tiap pagi Isnin, dengan penuh perasaan patriotik dan semangat berkobar-kobar, rupanya sebuah lagu Hawaii ?? aloha !!

Dengan pantas aku masuk opis terus online cari more info. Rupanya dah keluar paper 30 Ogos 2005, tapi kureng sikit impactnya. Mungkin sebab orang melayu tak banyak baca The Star, expecially pakcik-pakcik senior yang dulu berpeluhkan darah memperjuangkan kemerdekaan tanah air.

Hari ini segalanya berubah apabila radio no 1 melayu, bak kata dah terang lagi di suluh isu ini.

Tiada terima kasih pada bapak-bapak, ibu-ibu menteri, yang asyik mengkritik artis, semata-mata nak tumpang publisiti murahan.

Kredit di beri pada Ramli MS kerana berani mencadangkan agar melodi Negaraku di kaji semula samaada perlu di tukar atau tidak.

Aku kata, tukar sahaja. Hentikan serta merta nyanyian lagu Negaraku sehingga melodi baru di terbitkan, oleh anak tempatan.

Lagu original boleh di download di site bawah.

LAGU HAWAII

BA (Hon) Real Husband

2005-10-08T10:42:00.000+08:00

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage…

TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in:

Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree. (Male Arts)

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101: Combating Stupidity

MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am

MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception

EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook

EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120: How NOT to Act like a Butt Face when you’re Wrong

MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex

MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It

SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower

SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down

(Elective)

(See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver

MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt

MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary

MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions

MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II

Course Electives:

EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu

EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law

MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”

ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the women out there.

MENtal Illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUYnocologist (phonetic spelling)

Malaysia Top Bank

2005-10-08T10:21:00.000+08:00

People ahead

368-5 = 363

Standard practise 2 counter bukak.

363/2 = 181 person queue per counter

Service time 2 min per person

181 x 2 = 362 minutes @ 6 hours

Current time 13:26 ... + 6 = 18:26

The note should be......

Sila balik. Anda tidak akan dilayan hari ni. Waktu operasi dibuka dari jam 9:30 pagi sampai 4:30 petang. Anda boleh terus duduk sehingga jam 18:26, tetapi sila duduk di luar selepas jam 4:30 petang.

Tribunal Tuntutan Pengguna

2005-10-07T15:59:00.000+08:00

Tribunal Tuntutan Pengguna, korang tau ke bende ni?

Kalau korang tak puas hati dengan barang yang korang beli, ada reasonable reason why you should get back your money, tapi apek kedai tu refuse to return back your money...... cakap dia see you in court.

Bermodalkan RM5 korang boleh file tuntutan dengan berlawyerkan diri sendiri. Korang boleh bawak kawan tolong jari juru cakap kalau korang gabra, boleh gak panggil saksi kalau nak sokong korang nyer point.

Tapi tengok jugak la jumlah $$$ yang nak tuntut, kalau takat puluh puluh ringgit, tak yah la, buat malu diri jer depan orang. Court session bukan buat in privacy, tapi penuh orang tunggu turn bicara. Lagipun dari filling process sampai la korang boleh dapat balik duit tu amik masa kurang 2 bulan la.

And make sure kes korang strong la. That mean apek penjual tu dah cuba sedaya upaya untuk tolong korang seadanya dan finally deliver apa yang dia janji. Kalau alasan lose confident in the product deliver, tak layan nyer.

Aku punya case.

Aku hantar kereta ke mekanik kecil-kecilan, bayar RM700 lepas seminggu kereta tak repair gak. Aku amik balik kereta tapi tak dapat balik RM700 deposit tu. Aku bayar duit tu kat mekanik yang uruskan kereta aku, tapi mekanik tu songlap duit tu.

Bermodalkan receipt bercop rasmi dan signature owner atas resit tu, aku menang case despite banyak tipu helah celaka tu try. Resit tu bukti kuat, walaupun celaka tu kata aku paksa dia sign. Fark la... aku cakap kat Judge, kat kedai tu aku sorang, dia dan pekerja dia 4 orang. Gagah pulak aku main paksa paksa.

Court ruling dia kena bayar gak RM520 lepas tolak duit timing belt yang dia repair. Benda lain haram tak repair. Dia kena bayar dalam masa 14 hari, dia bayar hari ke 15. Ikut hanti aku bakar je bengkel dia.

Menarik gak lepak dalam court dengar case orang lain.

Case 1 : Couple tua india muslim vs Maid Agent, case Indian maid lari balik ke agency, alasan tak tahan kena mentally abuse. Cleint ament agreement kurangkan salary.

Court ruling, takde... to be further review.

Case 2 and 3 : Car Sales Agent (Naza) vs Picanto buyer & Citra buyer. Kereta tak dapat after 7 and 11 months. Janji 3 bulan.

Court ruling, refund deposit in full.

Sesiapa nak beli citra dn picanto, rethink!

Case 4 : Kedai hendpone Vs Panasonic Buyer. Dalam masa 11 bulan handphone 3 kali hantar repair rosak. Kali ke empat colour screen spilt. 4 bulan repaired. Owner mintak full refund.

Court ruling ..... since phone dah di baiki and in good condition masa tu, court menang kan company henpone, no refund. Tapi that company must pay ganti rugi "menyusahkan orang" sebanyak RM70.

Itu lady panasonic owner tak puas hati, sambil berjalan keluar lalu tapi aku, aku dengar dia bebel....."Tau la aku nak buat apa! kau tunggu la! tau la aku nak balas!"

Perkkkkk !!! ganazzzzz..... ape dia nak buat gamaknya... bakar kedai kot?

Kalau rajin hari sabtu korang gi la layan. Just masuk duduk diam diam dah ler. Shah Alam PKNS tingkat 3, cari sign Mahkamah Tribunal. BUkan pejabat Tuntutan Tribunal. Biasanya start 10.30 pagi sampai pukul 1-2. Of course boleh keluar masuk la.

20 Most Glamorous Women - Malaysia

2005-10-05T16:32:00.000+08:00

Tak ikut susunan. Hilang akal ke ape juri yang short listed 20 nama ni. Glamourous ke gila glamour.... ntah ler... dua dua pun tak sesuai. Yang category senior citizen pun ada, yang penuh celuloid pun ada, yang tak cukup isi pun ada dan yang paling best, yang bermata jembol pun boleh masuk list.

Lantak korang ler.

ANGELINE CUMMINGS
ARIANA TEOH
DATIN ADIB YASMIN
DEANNA YUSOFF
EJA
ERRA FAZIRA
JACQUELINE LEE
JURIAH JAMIL
KAVITA SIDHU
NANU
UMIE AIDA
PAULA MALAI
SHAFINAZ
SHIDA
SOONG AI LING
SORAYA DEAN
TAN SU WEI
ZIANA ZAIN
KUZA
IDA NERINA

My Avatar

2005-09-30T17:12:00.000+08:00

Hebat ... bertambah hebat aku !!

Aku dah ada avatar sendiri. Ciptaan sendiri hasil modifikasi ciptaan orang lain. Tak malu sungguh aku. Aku combine 3 animated gif orang lain untuk menghasilkan sendiri punya avatar. Kira apa... janji aku gembira.

Gameboy Advance Emulator

2005-09-30T17:05:00.000+08:00

Gameboy ... ape kelas!

Sebagai bekas hardcore gamer, itu la perseption aku bila sebut Gameboy. Tak pandang nyer. Ye lah, aku ada Centrino notebook malah aku ada PS2 hook up on 29" TV + cinema sound system.

Itu dulu.

Sudah lama aku stop main serious computer games. Seingat aku last heavy games was Warcraft 3. Lepas tu kalau ada pun aku layan games ringan ringan, download "free" over the net. Dah lama tak beli cd games.

Aku layan Lemonade Tycoon sampai aku own hampir semua business location.

PS2 pun dah agak lama aku tak main. Kalau dulu aku beli PS2 games sesuka hati tapi kali ni aku betul betul selective. Since aku complete main Final Fantasy X, Metal Gear Solid 10 x khatam, Devil May Cry 1&2, aku mati kutu.

Dah lama tak beli new PS2 game, bulan lepas aku beli Devil May Cry 3, tapi belum main lagi. Feel tu belom datang. Niat nak beli FFX2, tapi ye lah ... feel belum ada.

Pernah gak nak jual PS2, ada offer RM500, kesian kat anak aku yang 5 tahun tu, tak jadi jual. Actually sayang gak.... mana tau sekali tu nanti feel tu datang balik nak main.

Now GAMEBOY mania. No I'm not going tu spend hundred $$$$$ beli console kecik tu. Baik beli handphone baru. Hendphone 8310 aku dah naik lemau, dah serve aku more than 4 years. Cover and bettery pun masih yang asal. Tak pernah tukar. Ape leh buat duit reserve raya.... pandang pandang jeling jeling jer lah Motorola e398.

Back to gamboy. Awal minggu lepas aku gatal tangan download Gameboy emulator. Aku tak pernah berjinak dengan emulator ni. Dulu adik aku pernah download Nintendo64 punya emulator tapi ntah ler, masa tu tengah feel dengan Warcraft so aku tak pandang sangat.

For me emulator selalu slow ! lembab ! suck !

Surprising GBA emulator as good as console. Even better, boleh record as movie file lagi.

Aku download dari http://vba.ngemu.com dia nyer emulator. Game ROM takde.

Game ROM, site tu tak offer. Illegal la. Dia ada kasi free stupid game. Kucing aku pun tak pandang free game tu.

Jangan mintak dari aku, nanti aku kena tangkap lak. Mintak kat abang Warezp2p ke, akak ARES ke, or uncle Torrent. Search "gba rom"

Melalui sedara mara P2P boleh download selective game. Tapi kalau melaui uncle torrent, diorang dah compile all-in-one. Aku sendiri pun tengah download 1.3 gb melalui uncle torrent.

Apesal aku leh layan Gameboy?
1) Game dia simple nak main
2) Graphic boleh tahan
3) Kecik - boleh main sambil buat kerja. Especially RPG game.

As a start aku dok layan Pokemon Sapphire. Sambil buat kerja sambil main Pokemon. Dah 8 jam lebih total gameplay aku.

Kenalkan.... Draco !! Pokemon terkuat aku. Kekekeke......

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2005-09-28T15:51:00.000+08:00

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FUAD AF3 punya Abang Kembar??

2005-07-11T14:18:00.000+08:00

VS

Paresh Rawal ...... bollywood actor / comedian, film Aankhen bersama Sushmita Sen and Amitabh Belacan cerita 3 tikus buta rompak bank...... alaaa.... 3 juta kali tayang kat TV3/Astro.

FUAD Af3, antara big AFLoser from Akademi Fantasia 3, selain dari Reza.

Adakah ini satu suratan, atau hanyalah satu kebetulan.

Melacur dimaafkan jika DARURAT

2005-07-11T12:58:00.000+08:00

I hardly listen to any of her talk but family in law aku balik balik asyik sebut nama dia jer. Balik kampung pun semua citer Dr Mashitah. Kira-kira menantu idaman mak bapak ler ni.

Her advice in Harian Metro dated 19 June 2005 CLICK HERE was OUTRAGEOUS.

Pihak pembangkang tengah melompat macam kera kena belacan le sekarang ni, di hyperlink pulak dengan issue Kondom dengan jarum cocok percuma ..... panassssss.....

Darurat sangat kah di Malaysia ni?

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Jual diri kerana terdesak

SAYA sering membaca kisah wanita (terutama ibu tunggal) yang terpaksa menjual diri untuk membesarkan anak. Punca pendapatan ini secara terang adalah haram.

Persoalannya, adakah kehidupan dan pendidikan anak yang membesar dengan wang begini akan mendapat keberkatan Allah? Adakah anak yang mengetahui pekerjaan ibunya tetapi masih menggunakan wang itu akan turut berdosa? Dan bagaimana pula hukumnya jika wang itu digunakan untuk membayar zakat fitrah?

RAZIN
Kuala Lumpur

JAWAPAN DR MASHITAH

HUKUM di dalam Islam berbeza mengikut keadaan seseorang.

Mengikut istilah yang dipakai di sini, iaitu ‘terpaksa’, membayangkan wanita berkenaan terdesak melakukan perbuatan dilarang dan bukan dengan kehendak hatinya.

Dia terdesak berbuat demikian demi menyelamatkan anak dan memberi makan.

Perkara dilakukan dalam suasana darurat terlepas daripada hukuman biasa.

Dalam keadaan biasa, memang melacur itu haram, tetapi jika terdesak dan darurat ia dimaafkan.

Di sinilah timbulnya tanggungjawab masyarakat untuk membantu.

Orang terdesak dan darurat tidak mungkin mampu membayar zakat fitrah, bahkan dia tergolong layak terima fitrah.

Jika sampai ada lebihan, bererti dia sudah tidak darurat.

Man Hunt Model 2005 ..... 18sx

2005-07-09T10:46:00.000+08:00

MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."

2005-07-08T17:36:00.000+08:00

MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go toschool." SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go toschool." MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don'twant to go to school." SON : "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hateme." MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go toschool." SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I*should* go to school?" MOM : "One, you are fifty two years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the Principalof the school."---joke forwarded by friend

Very Sad but Beautiful Story

2005-07-08T13:38:00.000+08:00

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future. The girl's father started searching everywhere for the them but in vain.

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly". So in this way, their love won and they returned homes.

The couple went to town to shop for a wedding dress for the bride. The guy was wearing a white shirt that day.

Then as he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his fiancee, a car hit him and he died on the spot.

The girl lost her senses. It was only after some time that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cementation was held on the very next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady told her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he, too, ignored it. Then when the girl had the dream the following night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother adviced her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately. She did as she was told,but to no avail. The next night she again had the same dream. She washed again... but some still remained. And on the 3rd night, she had the exact same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain away, or else something terrible will happen.

This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains. She used all her might to scrub...and the dress nearly tore, but patches of stubborn stains still remained! By late evening the same day, tired and all alone at home, the girl heard a knock on the door. When she opened the door, she

saw the same old lady in her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up and gave her a blue object. Still in shock, the girl asked, "What is this..? " The old lady replied...

"Try Dynamo Liquid Soap... just a dab and it will remove all stubborn

stains!!!"

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Sorry guy ...... some idiot send this to my email, and I'm definitely not going down alone.

Generasi Wawasan 2020

2005-07-07T13:58:00.000+08:00

Errrr..... I'm speechless........ :) wawasan 2020 ..... cerah masa depan.

Ares - P2P Client

2005-07-05T11:40:00.000+08:00

Let's talk about P2P Client. Ape tu P2P? P2P is short for Peer to Peer. Easy talk cincai cincai program people use to download mp3, movie, program files, games, pornotology, and etc. etc. etc.

Bit of history lesson, long long time ago, when 33.6 kbs modem terhangat di pasaran, bila 56 kbs menjadi status kemegahan, audio files come in .ra format (realaudio). Quality wise, piece of ketam kalau nak compare to Mp3. Midi audio was the famous one. Widely available on internet, downloable directly from website. Movie files, toksah mimpi.

Even kalau divx codec already exist, aku ingat 2 divx encode movie dah boleh fill up one harddisk. Remember during that era, my Pentium 100 mhz pun baru 1 gb.

So later Mp3 was created and internet full of website where you can download any song for free until they all dissappear bila these music industry people start making noises.

At one point, it was so hard to find a decent mp3 and movie files. Bikin susah orang saja.

But now, programmers became more and more creative, thanks to broadband and wifeless wireless technology, you can savely download your favourite audio from the confort of your toilet seat.... gerenti IRAA tak berani serbu.

Now you have many options to download files...... P2P, IRC, Torrent........

ARES http://www.aresgalaxy.org

Ares is currently my choice of P2P clients. Search engine fast, file
integrity pun reliable, tak macam Kazaa, full of corrupted files.
Highest total download speed 60 kb/sec. Could be as low as 2 or 5
kb/sec. Tengok nasib gak la. Best of you consistantly online. Kalau
asyik disconnect, the queue system can be very frustrating. Limited to
15 simultaneous download. Senang to connect to network.

WAREZP2P http://www.warez.com

Actually Warezp2p is my favourite no 1 P2P client. Warezp2p evolved
from ARES. Kira pirate dari Ares. Warez is much faster than Ares. Took
me 4 days to download Kungfu Hustle but Ares took me weeks to download
a movie files. Apparently Warez queue syatem is better than Ares, or
maybe more files available in Warez. Sad thing is Warez failed to
connect to network from my work pc. However it work fine with my
notebook.

KAZAA LIMEWIRE SHAREZAA EMULE

The above are among many other P2P clients. Kazaa use to be my top
choice but now it would be best avoiding it. The rest i've tried but
not good enough for me.

TORRENT MIRC

Torrent is another good option for downloading stuff. I've not tried to
download any movie thru here but I successfully downloaded some
programs via torrent.

Azureus is a good torrent client

MIRC ...... so classic mesti semua dah tau punya.

GOOD P2P FORUM

Photobucket

2005-07-04T17:59:00.000+08:00

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The Prince ... has return....

2005-07-04T17:29:00.000+08:00

Ta daaa !! Prince kepala hangguk-hangguk-geleng-geleng...

Anyway, dah 3 bulan aku off blogging. Actually aku off work .... tanam anggur di pinggiran rumah. Dah mula kerja since May. Pass two months aku nak settle down kat new office. So kurengkan activiti interneting ni.

Banyak gak bende happening yang aku miss nak blog. Dengan kes curi baiye...er.. bayi, kes hantam kromok budah sekolah sampai arwah, kes rampage langgar 13 budak sekolah, kes Anak Toyol curi tanak rezab, kes takde air, issue Akademi Fantasia 3, kes bapak menteri tak puas hati atas kemachoan Aznil, demam Mawi....... dah sebagai nya.

Tu semua ataih tu external issue, domestic issue aku pun banyak jugak. Kisah hantu main letrik, kisah barang letrik meletup, kereta meragam, anak gila meroyan ... dan macam macam.

Simpan Dalam Sentuh - keep in touch

More Fun with Google

2005-03-29T13:19:00.000+08:00

GOOGLE search the following

inurl:"ViewerFrame?Mode="

You'll get a list of open webcam, mostly working
but some not working, mostly boring view but some
very funny when you get to control the webcam.

More Fun with Google

2005-03-29T13:13:00.000+08:00

Hacking using Google

2005-03-29T10:37:00.000+08:00

Saw this on yesterday Techtv Screen Saver.
Bloody cool.

Using Google to hack into open @ unsecured
computer, the amature way.

I like this one.... try google search
---------------------------------------------
"parent directory " DVDRip -xxx -html
-htm -php -shtml -opendivx -md5 -md5sums
---------------------------------------------

You can replace DRDRip with any word like MP3,
Xvid, Siti, Animation, Games ...etc

Then check out the result.

This is for educational purposes only,
do not use this to sabotage others

Harian Metro: Pemilik serah dua anjing

2005-03-23T13:46:00.000+08:00

Oleh Nazarali Saeril
nazarali@hmetro.com.my

SEPANG: Dua anjing yang menyerang Muhammad Hazman Khan Seh Zahidi, 9, Jumaat lalu, dibawa pemiliknya yang menyerah diri di Ibu Pejabat Polis Daerah (IPD) Sepang, di sini, pagi semalam.

Kedua-dua anjing terbabit kemudiannya diletakkan di Unit Anjing Pengesan (K9) IPD itu untuk beberapa jam sebelum diserahkan kepada pegawai haiwan untuk tindakan lanjut.

Difahamkan, haiwan itu akan menjalani ujian pelbagai penyakit, termasuk anjing gila.

Read More

Saw on AXN "When Animal Attack"

Case 1 : A dog viciously attack a child sampai masuk ICU. While in operating room, the father took a baseball bat went back to the scene ... cari anjing tu. Dog owner begged and begged, the father whack the dog sampai mampus. Father accused of animal cruelty but won the case.

Case 2 : A child died from dog attack. Parents accused of killing their girl, all autopsy photo and police photo mysteriously missing. Both sentense to long life in prison. After 4 years of begging a lawyer reopen the case and all pictures recovered. They both FREE.

Someone made good point yesterday, if dog attached a man, owner only pay fine or serve few month in prison if cannot pay fine. A killer may as well train few doberman or rotweiler to do dirty job for them.

Happy boy

2005-03-23T12:23:00.000+08:00

Nak Gaduh !!

2005-03-23T12:21:00.000+08:00

Pak Pandir Jr.

2005-03-23T12:20:00.000+08:00

Photobucket

2005-03-23T12:10:00.000+08:00

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Firefox - Rediscover the web

2005-03-22T12:58:00.000+08:00

Firefox - Rediscover the web

New forefox is cool. I tried before but don't like it much. Graphic loading banyak slow. Then I notice what firefox did was it shows text dulu baru download graphic. Compare to IE, you see blank screen until everything downloaded.

So get one today. Firefox extention jugak cool.

FARKING GAY ALERT

2005-02-23T10:33:00.000+08:00

WTF ! A farking desparate gay tried to make a move on me.

Yesterday, I was doing my daily routine, surfing net from clickers hotspot. Saw this young ugly fat guy lurking around me. Biasaklah, some people curious to see what other people surfing on. Happened all the time especially when you are netting from public places.

Innocently he approach me and start asking about Streamyx. Then he started to get steam. He said "Abang jangan marah ye nak tanya personal question". I said "ok" - i thought shit is he going to ask for money....

Then he said "Saya suara macam lelaki, tapi sebenarnya saya perempuan". Yeah rite... how do you explain our hairy hand and chin? Anyway, I got confused and response nothing. "So ... ok...." I said.

"Abang... saya nak hisap batang abg boleh?"

shit.. OMG !!! must keep cool... o told myself.

I told him NO, "Aku dah kahwin".

He replied "Bini abang tak tau punya".

Me "Tak minat la, aku dah ada bini"

Asshole "Kejab jer bang"

Finally "Saya orang alim"

Then he walk away..... gheeeeeeesssssshhhhhh!

LOW LIFE GAY

TV3 ... The Apprentice spoiler....

2005-02-15T11:45:00.000+08:00

TV3 being very stupid, so stupid everyweek preview for next week show they actually shows which team won next task, they became extremely stupid by also showing which 3 candidates got to face Trump's firing squad. They are universally stupid, they did this everyweek.

For those who wanted to know in advance you can always visit www.realitytvworld.com for update news even on apprentice 3. But some people like me wanted to keep the suspence alive.

TV3 you're fired .... kabooooom !

Whois getting fired next sunday? click below

http://www.realitytvworld.com/index/articles/summary.php?i=422&p=4

Email WHO?

2005-02-07T11:41:00.000+08:00

Everybody talks about Email

Everybody receives email

Everybody sends email

Everybody changes email

But to tell you the truth, Nobody ever met email.

Now with complete exclusivity

I present to you.... Email !

Acer TravelMate 4050

2005-02-04T10:43:00.000+08:00

Finally, I've decided to purchase Acer TravelMate 4050. Dell Ati Radeon graphic card turn out to be a typing error / misscommunication.

People says Dell better, US mali - Acer Taiwan mali. Nowaday most notebook also Taiwan mali punya.

OK screen banyak busar 15", tengok DVD rippoff pun puas hati, nak lagi syiok TV out to my 29" TV. Battery live very heaven.... 5 hours no joke, thankx to this 8 cell battery.

WIFI ok cun jugak latest 802.11g standard. Running pulak dengan up/down 1.5 mbs Streamyx Enterprise package..... peh.... check out my speedometer....

http://meyour.blogspot.com/2005/02/new-office.html

New Office

2005-02-03T10:12:00.000+08:00

Yo.... I'm in my new office now. Rented an office space in Damansara Utama. My friend is in networking cum software developing business, happened to have empty room fully furnished with table, chair, cabinet and air-con.

Since it is in move-in condition, kira ok la. But the best part is, being in IT business this fellow is running Streamyx Enterprise Download 1.5mbs and upload 1.5mbs. Kencang beb!! Last time it was an open wifi, but now close already. He said soo many intruder....

Check out the meter....

Okeh.... got some tsunami to surf on.....

Notebook : Acer Vs Dell

2005-01-27T15:07:00.000+08:00

VS

Acer Travelmate 4052NLCi OR Dell Inspiron 510m

RM3388 (after RM300 student discount) VS RM3680

Common Spec:

Pentium M Centrino 1.6 2mb Cache 400mhz
40 Gb Hdd
56k , 10/100 , WIFI , Bag
DVD-CDRW
3xusb, IEEE, tv, vga, parr, pir

Con Spec: Bold better

Acer 15" - Dell 14"
Acer 256 Ram - Dell 512 Ram
Acer 8 cell battery - Dell 6 cell battery
Acer 1 years warranty - Dell 1 year shop warranty (underwater set)
Acer Intergrated Display - Dell Ati Radeon 9000
Acer RM300 cheaper
Acer no preinstall OS - Dell WinXP Pro License

At the moment, I'm leaning toward Acer coz
1) 15" display
2) 6 hours battery life
3) not a heavy gamer - prefer PS2
4) RM300 saving can use to upgrade to 512mb Ram
5) LEGAL
6) License not an issue, as if I'm gonna buy legal Ms Office ! just because I have legal Xp.

Any thought appreciated.

Kiss My Ass

2005-01-27T11:50:00.000+08:00

This morning, while queuing for green light somewhere in PJ, somebody kiss my Kia Sportage ass. You see... good thing about having a 4x4 Jeep is that your car is bigger and higher than common car, tougher too.

Check here and there, nothing - not a scratch on my car. But his old Honda punya hood badly dent caused by a metal holding spare tyre on the back of my Kia.

So since nothing happened to my car we all sap sap soi sajalah...

Actually this is not the first time people hit from behind but so far only a Pajero did some damage to my Kia.

I also kiss a Perdana ass once. Paid Rm100 for his new plate number and dent bumper. Very sleepy la.

PLUS and TOLLol

2005-01-26T14:35:00.000+08:00

This is a very disturbing news.

"Menurut Pengarah Urusan PLUS, Datuk Idrose Mohamed, di bawah Perjanjian Konsesi, syarikat itu diberi kuasa untuk mengurus kutipan tol dan seterusnya berkuasa untuk mengesan dan mengatasi masalah penipuan transaksi tol." - Utusan 26/1/05

Pengerusi Majlis Peguam, Kuthubul Zaman Bukhari says ".. pengendali lebuh raya itu tidak mempunyai kuasa dari segi undang-undang negara untuk berbuat demikian!.. "

Meyour, Pengerusi Majlis Pembayar Tol Malaysia says " .... pergi mampus sama itu konsesi .... "

Bloody suckers.... already given 10% toll rate increment some more find ways to suck dry out people money. Petrol price increase, toll also increase, road congestion also increase, penalties some more, land slide also increase, number of people died also increase, the only thing remain cool is "Summon Me Value".

SHIT #1 HAPPEN
This time penalty shit will effect people like me, I always stop by this rest area just before Damansara Toll exit. I took a nap there before fetching my wife. If I finish my work earlier, I may even stay there for more than 2 hours, taking a nap and work on something from inside my car. So if I were from Subang toll or Jalan Duta tolls, it should take me less than 10 minutes to complete the journey. How do I explain the 2 hours time gap? Would they accept if I told them I was one of The 4400?

SHIT #2 HAPPEN
Aren't every Toll entrance should have a U-turn? or an option for those who are not familiar with the area and decided to make a you turn? Some LDP does have a U-turn (Sunway toward Puchong, also one in USJ), however I hardly / never see one on PLUS. One nite I was from Sg Buloh heading toward Kepong. I miss this flyover towards commuter station, then I saw another flyover toward Sg Buloh toll, I goes up, turn right and to my horror there is no right turning anymore, so drive toward the toll and again no u-turn?

So I end-up driving all the day Damansara Utama taking a u-turn @ Damansara Utama and pay the bloody toll again. RM1.50 + RM1.50 (2 ways).

I always check out at Sg Buloh toll, but I hardly enter thru Sg Buloh toll, that's why I wasn't so sure of the condition. And Kota Damansara not yet open, else it will be shorter journey.

Imagine if I were unfamiliar with the area and upon entering Sg Buloh I took Ipoh/Rawang instead of Damansara.... sure damn die woo... course next toll would be Rawang.

SHIT #3 HAPPEN
This one I cannot takan already. Every morning exiting Damansara Utama toll was a nightmare. Last time I tried to escape this Damansara shit by exiting Subang toll, I got farkup even worst. Queue all the way to main highways.

Last week, Damansara Utama exit queue again build up until main highway, for the first time I decided to try Kota Damansara exit. Ok, no queue but then I must take exit to LDP via Mutiara Damansara, queue u-turn at Penchala before heading to SS2. Bad decision....

Today, Damansara Utama like shit again, shit all over the road, all kind of shit, the kind you pay to step on. So I tried another alternative, I saw not much shit exiting to Damansara from the other side to I drive all the way to Kota Damansara and make a u-turn entering Kota Damansara toll and drive all the way to Damansara Utama exit. It was better but cost me extra RM1.50.

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My home is 40 km far from office. Normally it took me 1 hours to reach office. My first 35 km took me 30 minutes, another 30 minutes is for the last 5 km. Going home, no traffic, I can reach home within 30 minutes.

I just found out in old entish language Damansara used to be called Damn-And-Sengsara.

PEPSI ICE ~ 7UP ICE

2005-01-26T13:25:00.000+08:00

Have you tried these? Forget about Pepsi Fire, I tried Pepsi Ice, taste like syrup flavoured soda water with artificial cyan blue colouring in it.

Surprise... surprise.. Pepsi World has no info what so ever about the new Pepsi Ice and Fire.

The taste and colouring remind me of the earlier Pepsi Blue, past failure. These Pepsi people never learn... you kenot la simply change colour la. People already associate colas need to stay brown in colour. Imagine......

Mirinda strawberi in green?
Mirinda Grape in blue?
Lemonade in brown?
Sirup in dark chocolate colour....

Is Pepsi Ice introduce to phase out stock lambak of Pepsi Blue? Let these guys do the work busting this myth....

Anyway, I was never a Pepsi die hard fan. Indeed I prefer anytime !! What make me try Pepsi Ice was the "ICE" concept.... no not because of the advertisement, it was a good advertisment, indeed much better than our local film and drama.

"ICE" concept started and so far I found these....Nestle Ice Lemon Tea, Pepsi Ice and 7up Ice.

I never fancy tea or coffee in a can, I hate Pepsi Ice, and yes I love 7up Ice.

Actually it all started with 7up Ice. I always prefer 7up over Sprite. For some reason Sprite smells like liquid detergent "kakak" indon used to clean up longkang in my hostel long time ago. This new 7up ice really tasted different from regular 7up. Co-incidently the one I bought -came out fresh from freezer and it really got this extra chilling taste ... ice-cool factor. Whatever it is, I'll stop coke for a while. MAMAK ... 7up satu.....

Why Thaipusam Largely celebrated in Malaysia?

2005-01-26T11:51:00.000+08:00

Hellow ... I'm back. Drove back to Kuantan on Thurdays nite, came back on Sunday to avoid congestion on Monday and Tuesday along Batu Caves road during Thaipusam.

I don't know much about Thaipusam, I had a Indian friend from Bangalore who doesn't celebrate Thaipusam. According to her, Thaipusam is a Hindu festival celebrated only by Tamil community.

"The Tamil people are a South Asian community living mostly in Tamil Nadu state and neighbouring areas in south-eastern India, in the north and east of Sri Lanka , in Malaysia, Singapore and etc."

India has 65millions Tamil devotees, and Malaysia has 2millions, yet the largest Thaipusam celebrations take place in Batu Caves (Malaysia). National Geographic also always refer to Malaysia when it come to Thaipusam celebration..... How come ha?

Stoopid Girl

2005-01-20T13:56:00.000+08:00

Here is a story about a very stoopid girl. A computer illiterate, cocky son of bitch. She own a Compaq Presario 1600, bought many years ago atRM6000. It was an AMD I think with 266 Mhz, 16 Mb Ram and 3 Gb hdd. Market value about Rm500 and that if she's lucky enough if people wanted to sell it. Let's call her Dungu (Idiot in Malay)

Unfortunately Dungu is my friend neighbour. One day my friend visited Dungu house and sad enough my friend 3 year old daughter accidently push the Dungu's notebook and of course broke of the casing at 3 different part. The system remain ok.

This Dungu keep on reminding her, "I bought RM6000 wooo!". I friend took it for repair. I help to send in to HP/Compaq and warnmed them I may take 1 or 2 months coz very old model. Then I found out this Dungu leaving to oversea for good (good for malaysia). Sure enough not enough time for repair, we offer replacement.

We offer Acer P2 333Mhz+ 96 mb Ram + 6Gb + cdrom +++++ @ RM1000

Stoopid Dungu refused, somemore say what Acer? korea brand ka? she know nothing about computer. For many years she never knew what was her pc spec.

She asked for RM2000..... I say WTF !! I bought from lelong 2 Acer P4 1.7 with 128mb Ram, CDRW, 20Gb Hdd one at Rm1860 another at RM2250.

I back off, I told my friend I don't deal with Idiot. They end up paying her RM1500. If I were them, I throw back her notebook and tell her to farkoff from this country. It was her last day in Malaysia anyway; hideout for few hours and you'll never see her again.

But then, they are not me.

Season Greeting !

2005-01-20T13:54:00.000+08:00

I wish all muslim Selamat Aidil Adha

And to all that celebrate Thaipusam .....

And for others ......

My best friend is a GAY

2005-01-20T11:38:00.000+08:00

Definition of GAY

homosexual: someone who practices homosexuality; having a sexual attraction to persons of the same sex

Trust me, your best friend is a gay ! Tak percaya ka? Yeah... true story about my best friend. All names are fake one.

After my SPM, I did my 2 years pre-uni in a local college own by Mara. Sham was a very gentle, fair and handsome guy. He's tall and consider hot shot in the college. He was single and yet shy shy cat (malu malu kucing) with girls.

For 2 years, none of us suspect anything. Occasionally we did saw a fellow junior (nice body, handsome also, more or less like Sham also) always mingle in his room. They lock themselves and yet we still did not suspect anything. We thought biasaklah... sembang sembang guys thing.

Then we were accepted to do first year degree locally in another college and he became my hostel mate. Earlier nothing much happening. Toward the end, he started to go out and come back late. This time, he join some unknown guy driving Honda, Toyota.....etc. Definitely not the type we, student own punya. That time owning a kapcai also already consider kaya habih.

His accessories also now canggih already, hair syampoo RM90, hair straightening - teknik rebonding ke? RM98, somemore got CD Portable player, that time very expensive one. He said friend give for free. A month later Cd player gone, I suspect change partner already. Not to mention expensive perfume.

We all other roomates, can only talk behind la. No hard evident ! Somebody saw hin at BlueBoy Lot 10, but that it, he denied like hell one.

Then there is this junior, another junior just join our college. They always sit together in same bed, since it was shared room, nothing much happening. However, they love to sit together on his bed (double decker: lower bed), they talk very slow and laugh - giggle - sometimes weeping. Yeah you heard me right, one guy weep another one trying to talk over. Shit like 2 lovers ... sialan!! I listen also want to vomit blood.

Finally our last nite in college, before final paper exam next day. I went to bed early. Others study last minutes in living hall. This gay fellow with his gay junior both alone in the room. Now that they have their privacy as others don't bother much. Dey... tomorrow final paper la.

They locked themselves in. Little they know, they did lock the door but did not push it hard enough to actually close it. Toyol, another roomate, went in to get a pillow. What a horrible view! 2 fair skin totally naked roosters (sorry no chick) were hugging each other on the bed ! they were surprice and speechless. Toyol act cool, took his pillow and went out said nothing. He really said nothing not even to us.

Sham finish his exam and half an hour earlier, he took taxi back to hostel, pack up his belonging and that was the last thing I heard from him. No good bye - not a word from him. I was surprised until Toyol told me what actually happen the night before. To bad, he was my good friend for the last 3 years, I don't mind he's being gay but losing friend like that really make me sad. I had bapok friends before, that is more embarrasing but they are human being also, female trapped in man body, that is how I defined them.

Last I heard somebody actually saw him working as a steward in local flight. Good, at least that was he always wanted to do...

Gmail Invitation 4U

2005-01-20T11:09:00.000+08:00

I got 8 invitations to give away. Term and condition :

1) Give me your email - via comment to this entry
2) Link me from your blog
3) No weblog - get one here http://www.blogger.com

Favourite Tea Tarik

2005-01-19T13:32:00.000+08:00

I received disturbing email forwarded to me this morning. Don't know if this story valid or not buat at least you have been warned. Since no name of shop mentioned I would say it is save to post it here the picture as well as the email content.

Lucky me, I don't drink milk, any type of milk. Here are the email content.... ;

Three days ago, I went to a mamak stall in SS2 you know where that is. And true to our Malaysian ways, I ordered the all time favourite teh tarik. At first the tea tasted a little bit funny. Like vinegar was added into it. Later a cute Chinese girl wearing a light green tube top vomitted.

Then a few other people also began to vomit. I my self began to feel nauseous.

It was then obvious that something is wrong with the tea. We confronted the owner of the stall. He insisted that there was nothing wrong with the teh tarik and drank a cup himself.........Immediately he spitted the teh tarik out. Then we insisted that a report should be made and checked the tea leaves and condensed milk for the expiry date. To our surprise ........well look for yourself.......

trust you would consider this the next time you enjoy a cup of teh tarik then........

NOTE: This is NOT a campaign against your favourite stalls! Just be wise
whenever something tastes off - e.g. bitter vegetables, sourish curry,
etc.

==========================================================

This could be true considering stories like roti canai with chicken shit from unwash egg, and the famous man shit on mamak ring.... yummy.

Parallel World : Satan, Jinn, Angel

2005-01-19T13:18:00.000+08:00

Do you believe in ghost? Are they for real?

No, they is no such thing as ghost !! But there are angel, satan, dead spirit, and genie (jin).

Satan : (Syaitan) According to the Qur'an (the basic source of Islamic belief), when God created Adam (pbuh) and directed the assembly of angels to prostrate before Adam (pbuh), Iblis - a Jinn - was also present in the court. All the angels obediently prostrated before Adam (pbuh). However, Iblis - the Jinn - arrogantly refused to do so. This, obviously, was a transgression on the part of Iblis. It was this transgression of Iblis that made him deserving of the name 'Al-Shaitaan'[1] (the Satan). As a result of this transgression, God turned Iblis out of His court and sentenced him to punishment. However, Iblis asked God for respite till the Day of Judgment and declared that because God had turned him out of his court and had sentenced him to punishment because of man, he would therefore always be an enemy to man. He, and those who become his agents, would do all that they can to turn man away from the path of God and as a consequence, suffer the everlasting punishment of hellfire..

Angel : (Malaikat) Angels are unseen beings of a luminous and spiritual substance that act as intermediaries between God and the visible world. Belief in their existence enters into the definition of faith itself: "The Messenger believes in what was sent down to him from his Lord, and the believers: Each one believes in God, His angels, His Books, and His Messengers" (Quran II:285; cf. II:177, IV:136)

Jinn : (Jin) The Jinn are beings created with free will, living on earth in a world parallel to mankind. The Arabic word Jinn is from the verb 'Janna' which means to hide or conceal. Thus, they are physically invisible from man as their description suggests. This invisibility is one of the reasons why some people have denied their existence. However, (as will be seen) the affect which the world of the Jinn has upon our world, is enough to refute this modern denial of one of Allah's creation. The origins of the Jinn can be traced from the Qur'an and the Sunnah. Allah says: "Indeed We created man from dried clay of black smooth mud. And We created the Jinn before that from the smokeless flame of fire" [Surah Al-Hijr 15:26-27]

Dead Spirit : Qur'an tells us that after a person dies, a curtain lies between the dead and the world (Al-Muminoon 23: 100), which, implies that the connection of the dead with this world is completely broken. The Qur'an has also informed us about two other beings - i.e. angels and jinn - that exist and can, at times, interact with humans.

When people die; people will be clearly divided in three groups:
1) those, who excel in piety, truthfulness, justice and submission to God;
2) those, who excel in transgression, rejection and are clearly averse to accepting God's truths;
3) those, who are neither clearly among the first nor clearly among the second group.

As for the first two groups, these are people, who are themselves witnesses upon their own behavior. These are people, whose ultimate destiny - whether it be heaven or hell - is decided during the life of this world and they start enjoying or suffering the fruits of their deeds, immediately after death.

If falling in the first category, they shall be in a state of blissful slumber till the Day of Rising, while if falling in the second category, they shall be in a state of torturous slumber till the Day of ultimate Rising.

The fate of the third category of people, which apparently would be the largest in number in the Hereafter, would be decided on the Day of Judgment. Such people, till the Day of Rising will be in a state of dreamless sleep till the Day of Rising.

http://www.understanding-islam.org/

So guys, see there is no such thing as ghost or wandering spirit with unfinish business. Those were Hollywood piece of crap created to kick of ticket sales for CASPER - The friendly ghost.

Only Angel and Jinn interact with people. See, Angel are good entity, but Jinn are like us, while some are good, there are some bad Jinn. So what usually people think as evil spirit or ghost are actually bad genie..... the kind people bring to Genting one, the same kind playing with Voodoo and the same genie used to possesed people.

Advert and Racism # BCB

2005-01-18T14:26:00.000+08:00

First of all I'm not a racist. I only share my opinion and I shall treat all equally. It just that sometimes, advertisement on TV bother me so much....

This one particularly the from BCB, the one with people queue up on ATM machine waiting for this indian/mamak guy doing his business on the ATM. Apparently they decided to use sound effect rather than actual man to man conversation.

So honk and reverse sound took place. When the guy finish his Touch and Go reloading, he move his ass away while giving one good truck honk.

The irony part is, BCB assuming indians are meant to be truck/lorry driver. Would the advert be more effective if a malay or chinese were used?

More on BCB .....

Malay guy act stupid for not believing the loan rate was soo low. Are malays bad with figures?
Fooling around with muslim marriage, pengantin lelaki forgot to bring not enought money?

Ape ni?

Pakcik Cool

2005-01-18T13:19:00.000+08:00

First of all, gambar ni bukan gambar dari recent tsunami punya tragedi. Aku terjumpa kat some orang putih punya website. Di mana, bila, pakcik sapa, dan sapa pakcik ni call, aku tak tahu.

Yang aku tahu, sebagai pengajaran hidup, walau apa pun yang berlaku, kalau dah janji nak call tu, call ajer la. Banyak pulak songe/alasan bateri abih la, lupa call la...

Belajar dari pakcik tu...

Tip # Free Online FTP

2005-01-18T13:11:00.000+08:00

Now you can quickly do ftp online without downloading any software.... and it's free somemore.

MIRC Chat .... Pervert online

2005-01-18T13:09:00.000+08:00

MIRC... aku ingat lagi zaman university dulu, start main MIRC in 1997. Started off innocently making new friends and cyber aweks over the internet. Months later got bored over making friends, aku mula join MIRC wars. Stuff like flood, clones, nuke, ... etc ... I remember using 7th Sphere as my war script.

Many months later, MIRC got better, to flood people not as easy as it use to be. Then Internet World War II ended. Mula berjinak with MIRC scripting. Start developing my own custom MIRC program. More scripts (war + fun) added, until at one point MIRC came out with new version using totally new mirc coding. That was the end of my custom mirc scripting.

Then new idea came, to be an asshole in MIRC. So I started log in as female, old female, gay, very rich handsome bigshot from Brunei own 7 oil companies, and all shit like that. I don't shit around with stranger, no fun la, so I started with friend, college mates, and senior. It was fun, but it wasn't fun when my senior found out she's been wasting 2 hours of her time flirting with me, " a very rich handsome bigshot from Brunei who own 7 oil companies". I had to hide from her for the rest of the semester.

This morning I thought of this..... I login as Nicegurl.... start to flirt around build his confident....

Session Start: Tue Jan 18 12:47:52 2005
Session Ident: riq
[12:47] Session Ident: riq (~polkadot@218.111.72.237)
[12:47] riq> i
[12:47] NiceGurl> hi
[12:48] riq> hai
[12:48] riq> wes mangan?
[12:48] NiceGurl> haiya
[12:48] NiceGurl> jawa lak
[12:48] riq> haiya!!!
[12:48] riq> apa pasat?
[12:49] NiceGurl> aku ingat korang dah pupus kena tsunami
[12:50] riq> haiya
[12:50] riq> mana la amoi
[12:50] riq> gua panjat itu pokok la
[12:50] riq> mana ada kena telan sama ombak jahat
[12:50] NiceGurl> dey tambi, pokok pun hanyut
[12:51] riq> ya ka amoi
[12:51] riq> itu ader satu pokok tadak hanyut ma
[12:51] riq> itu pokok pinang dalam itu bendela..
[12:51] riq> haha
[12:51] NiceGurl> lawak ke?
[12:52] riq> tak la
[12:52] riq> amoi
[12:52] riq> itu suka2 jer
[12:52] NiceGurl> aku tak gelak pun
[12:52] riq> hahaha
[12:52] riq> talak apa la
[12:52] riq> lu tak mau gelak lu punya pasal
[12:53] NiceGurl> kecik hati ke?
[12:53] riq> hahaha
[12:53] riq> ati gua dah cukup besar ma
[12:53] riq> tak bleh jd kecik ma
[12:54] NiceGurl> aku suka main sax
[12:55] riq> ??
[12:55] riq> sax?
[12:55] NiceGurl> kau?
[12:55] riq> aku pun suker gak
[12:55] NiceGurl> ala pura pura tak tau lak
[12:55] riq> sape yang tak suker
[12:56] NiceGurl> aku suka gosok gosok , tiup tiup kat lubang kecik
[12:57] riq> apa pasat tiup2?
[12:57] NiceGurl> berangin la sikit
[12:57] riq> main2 terus ma
[12:57] NiceGurl> kalau tak tak jalan la
[12:57] NiceGurl> nak main kena la tiup
[12:57] riq> ??
[12:57] NiceGurl> aku ada ump
[12:57] riq> apa macam tu?
[12:58] NiceGurl> kau main tak tiup ke?
[12:58] riq> aku tak penah main maaa[12:58] riq> bikin sendiri slalu la
[12:58] NiceGurl> ooo main sendiri.... kena tiup gak ler
[12:59] NiceGurl> aku suka main ramai ramai
[12:59] riq> ko penah main ker?
[12:59] NiceGurl> lagi ramai lagi best....
[12:59] riq> slalu main baper orang?
[12:59] NiceGurl> tengok gak pada keadaan
[12:59] riq> slalu nyer?
[12:59] NiceGurl> tapi kalau malam malam boring main sorang gak...
[12:59] NiceGurl> bising siut... jiran marah
[13:00] riq> hahah
[13:00] riq> sama la
[13:00] riq> aku tak berani nak amin
[13:00] NiceGurl> kenapa?
[13:00] riq> sorang2 bleh la
[13:00] riq> naya kena tampar kat awek kang
[13:01] NiceGurl> takkan nak main tu pun awek marah?
[13:01] NiceGurl> tak cool la awek kau
[13:01] NiceGurl> kau main ngan aku nak
[13:01] NiceGurl> kita duet
[13:01] riq> nak
[13:01] riq> nak
[13:01] riq> nak
[13:01] riq> kat ner?
[13:01] NiceGurl> kat rumah kau ad privacy?
[13:01] riq> tapi aku tak tak der pengalaman
[13:01] NiceGurl> aku takut orang marah nanti bising
[13:01] riq> ade la
[13:02] NiceGurl> aku ajar la... alah tiup tiup tekan ajer
[13:02] riq> ok[13:02] riq> ko kat ner skg?
[13:02] NiceGurl> kat rumah
[13:03] NiceGurl> tengah gosok aku nyer sax
[13:03] riq> sax tu aper?
[13:03] NiceGurl> p ramli main lagi sedap siut
[13:03] NiceGurl> citer ape tu... yang dia buta tu?
[13:03] riq> ??
[13:04] NiceGurl> aku dengar tangkap sayu lagu jeritan batin ku
[13:04] riq> haiya ini orang..
[13:04] NiceGurl> kalau boleh aku nak main camtu
[13:04] riq> cakap la butut butut
[13:04] NiceGurl> apa?
[13:04] riq> jangan kasi pining wa punya pala
[13:04] NiceGurl> ?????
[13:04] riq> itu sax apa?
[13:04] NiceGurl> oo saxaphone
[13:05] riq> haiya ini
[13:05] riq> orang
[13:05] NiceGurl> ape kau ni?
[13:05] riq> sajer mau kasi wa pining
[13:05] NiceGurl> aku tak paham kau cakap ape?
[13:05] riq> wa ingt lu suka main sex?
[13:06] NiceGurl> pervert la kau ni
[13:06] riq> haiya ini olang
[13:07] riq> wa sekolah talak tinggi ma
[13:07] riq> itu pe pervert ma?
[13:07] NiceGurl> pervert tu kau la... jantan gatal
[13:07] NiceGurl> kekekkeke.....
[13:07] riq> oooo
[13:07] NiceGurl> chiow
[13:07] riq> itu macam ka

By the way rig !! Ni gambar saxaphone..... cool heh!

Tip # How to post picture?

2005-01-18T11:51:00.000+08:00

For this first entree let me share a secret. You guy knows blogger tak allow photo upload to their server, however they allow link. Their new Hello Blogger Bot allows this but you have to download a software. Ok la but some people blog on public pc, camno nak download??

Ok here's one solution, signup tripod.com , that would give you I think bout 10 mb? ke 20? check yourself lah.... korang upload leh gambor ke sana. Sebanyak yang boleh, kalau tak cukup sign up another tripod account. HOWEVER !! ALL PICTURE KENA RENAME FROM *.JPG TO *.TXT

Yeah... tukar extention to txt, then from blog can hyperlink to this "text" file.

So watch out for more tips.