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Barang Naik $

Sejak seminggu lepas aku dok dengar keluhan orang ramai pasai harga ayam naik.
Pi mai pi mai, dengar pulak harga cili naik....Ramai tertanya sebab apa harga ayam naik. Pembeli kata peruncit, peruncit tuding jari kat pemborong, pemborong lak tuding jari kat penternak. Kat mana silapnya?? Sebenarnya tak ada salah silap !! Benar ada pihak mengambil kesempatan tapi salah ke? Sejak bila mengambil kesempatan itu satu kesalahan. Public yang kecoh sana sini berteriak kenapa harga barang naik bila masuk musim perayaan, sedangkan masa lain harga rendah saja.

Ok la.. kita kena akui tak semua orang berkesempatan belajar ekonomi. Malah scientist dan para doktor pun kebanyakkannya buta ekonomi. Inikanpula makcik makcik dan pakcik pakcik kita. Pada asasnya, mana mana ceruk dunia pun, harga asas di tentukan oleh permintaan dan pengeluaran. Permintaan melebihi pengeluaran menyebabkan kenaikkan harga, begitu sebaliknya. Bukan namanya mengambil kesempatan atau nak kaya cepat tapi untuk mengawal ekonomi secara sistematik.

Bayangkan apa akan jadi sekiranya harga ditetapkan tidak mengikut sistem ini. Permintaan yang bertambah, tapi harga makin rendah (ambil contoh ayam), apakah implikasi terhadap ekonomi dan kemasyarakatan?

1) Orang ramai akan kurang membeli ikan dan daging, menyebabkan perugian penternak daging dan ikan, menjurus kepada penurunan harga ikan dan daging.

2) Bila ikan dan daging turun harga melepasi harga ayam, orang ramai beralih kepada ikan dan daging, maka peniaga dan penternak ayam akan terpaksa menurunkan lagi harga sehingga satu tahap tiada penternak mahu menternak ayam - ikan - daging bila usaha tidak lagi mendatangkan keuntungan.

3) Penternak kecil kecilan dan sederha terpaksa gulung tikar, dan yang tinggal penternak yang bermodal besar dan ini akan menjurus kepada sistem monopoli dan bila ini berlaku, harga akan melambung dan kerajaan tidak lagi mampu mengawal keadaan seperti mana minyak dimonopoli pengeluar timur tengah.

4) Implikasi terhadap kemasyarakatan, pabila peniaga berlumba menurunkan harga, akan sampai satu tahap wang anda tidak lagi bernilai.

Jadi seperti yang dinyatakan harga barang tetap naik selagi ada permintaan, menjadi tanggungjawap pengguna untuk berbelanja bijak. Bukan sampai tak nak makan ayam hanya kerana harga ayam naik, tapi yang penting ubah sikap memboros yang sering terjadi bila berbuka di bulan puasa.

Sebulan kemudian dikala permintaan mulai menurun, harga barangan pasti akan turun seperti sedia ada.

Apalah sangat kenaikan 70 sen sekilo bila seekor ayam dapat mengenyang seisi keluarga untuk 2-3 kali berbuka, sedangkala dimasa yang sama anak remaja kita menghabiskan beringgit malah ada puluhan ringgit menghantar sms "IN / OUT", "AFUNDI", "ON KAWAN", dengan kadar sekurang kurangnya 50sen per sms. Labih teruk lagi bila seisi keluarga turun mengundi..... wallahualam.

Sudahkan anda membayar zakat?

RIP MRSM Kerteh

Asrama Putera - ASPURA, MRSM Kerteh Terengganu.

B52 - B62 in Memory.
Lobby - the nite we won Thomas Cup !!
The Blue Lagoon.

Sundal Bolong

Girlfren Pujaan

Kisah Seekor Kancil

Selepas menyepak anjing anjing buruan Parameswara di Melaka, Kancil bercadang untuk merantau ke utara semenjung. Perjalanan meredah hutan belantara sungguh memenatkan.

Walaupun Kancil terkilan kerana highway belom ada, namun Kancil bersyukur kerana tidak perlu bayar toll.

Sebaik sahaja sang Kancil menuruni Banjaran Titiwangsa, beliau berhenti melepak di sebuah pohon beringin. Tiba-tiba lintas di hadapan nya bayangan kelibat seekor binatang.

Kancil kehairanan kerana ini kali pertama beliau melihat bintang aneh ini. Rupa macam anjing, terasa macam nak sepak pulak, tapi kecil dari anjing. Nak kata kucing, besar lak dari kucing.

Kancil menegur, "Lu sapa?"

Haiwan aneh tu menjawab..... "Gua Musang"

Maka termaktub lah sehingga kini nama Gua Musang, di Kelantan.

Real Reported Airline Announcement by Air Crew

Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

a.. From a Southwest Airlines employee .... "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

b.. Pilot-"Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land...it's a bit cold outside, and if
you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

c.. After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.

d.. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

e.. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure
as hell everything has shifted."

f.. From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you
don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.

g.. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

h.. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."

i.. "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

j.. "Last one off the plane must clean it."

k.. From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!

l.. Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

m.. Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

n.. An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I as you a question?" "Why no, Ma'am," said the pilot, "what is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"

o.. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.

p.. Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways."

Negaraku adapted from a Hawaiian melody?

Biar betul !! Berbelas tahun aku dok nyanyi lagu Negaraku tiap tiap pagi Isnin, dengan penuh perasaan patriotik dan semangat berkobar-kobar, rupanya sebuah lagu Hawaii ?? aloha !!

Dengan pantas aku masuk opis terus online cari more info. Rupanya dah keluar paper 30 Ogos 2005, tapi kureng sikit impactnya. Mungkin sebab orang melayu tak banyak baca The Star, expecially pakcik-pakcik senior yang dulu berpeluhkan darah memperjuangkan kemerdekaan tanah air.

Hari ini segalanya berubah apabila radio no 1 melayu, bak kata dah terang lagi di suluh isu ini.

Tiada terima kasih pada bapak-bapak, ibu-ibu menteri, yang asyik mengkritik artis, semata-mata nak tumpang publisiti murahan.

Kredit di beri pada Ramli MS kerana berani mencadangkan agar melodi Negaraku di kaji semula samaada perlu di tukar atau tidak.

Aku kata, tukar sahaja. Hentikan serta merta nyanyian lagu Negaraku sehingga melodi baru di terbitkan, oleh anak tempatan.

Lagu original boleh di download di site bawah.

LAGU HAWAII

BA (Hon) Real Husband

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage…

TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in:

Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA degree. (Male Arts)

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101: Combating Stupidity

MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am

MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception

EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook

EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120: How NOT to Act like a Butt Face when you’re Wrong

MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex

MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It

SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower

SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down

(Elective)

(See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver

MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt

MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary

MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions

MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II

Course Electives:

EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu

EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law

MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”

ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all the women out there.

MENtal Illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUYnocologist (phonetic spelling)

Malaysia Top Bank

People ahead

368-5 = 363


Standard practise 2 counter bukak.

363/2 = 181 person queue per counter


Service time 2 min per person

181 x 2 = 362 minutes @ 6 hours

Current time 13:26 ... + 6 = 18:26


The note should be......

Sila balik. Anda tidak akan dilayan hari ni. Waktu operasi dibuka dari jam 9:30 pagi sampai 4:30 petang. Anda boleh terus duduk sehingga jam 18:26, tetapi sila duduk di luar selepas jam 4:30 petang.